Without Lesa, it's not that good anyways...
Nurse Sly seems to think it might be Strep Throat. Nurse Lesa thinks it might be a cold. Patient Shawn doesn't care - all he knows is he can't talk. :(
As Shawn Twittered this afternoon, "Does swelling/pain under jaw and *serious* difficulty swallowing actually mean anything...or can I just ignore it?"
Apparently, it means *something* but no one knows just what yet. What it means for the YML audience is, with an inability of the host to talk, tonight's show would be *very* uninteresting. Therefore, we've had to cancel it. :(
Click here to listen - On this week's show: 
How About Sign Language?
We could all tune into the video feed and watch you do the show in sign language!
Bummer Shawn, and with Lesa away in Vegas, you've got to suffer not only in silence, but alone as well.
Get well soon, we'll catch you next week!
The show must go on so suck
The show must go on so suck it up and croak it out!!! I want my money back! LOL..just joking! Get well soon cause I know that when husbands get sick with the wife away, its hell. I just got diagnosed with diabetes two days ago and feeling down myself. See ya when you get well dude!
"Anyways" is not a word.
Contrary to popular belief, "anyways" is not a word.
Hosers Dictionary......
anyways |ˈenēˌwāz|
adverb
informal or dialect form of anyway : : you wouldn't understand all them long words anyways.
Try Apple Dictionary. 10.5 and up....
Allow me to retort!
http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=20001030
BTW, I took communications in college(25 years ago), and the Prof used to go on a tirade about "anyways" and "irregardless", and the misuse of "should of" vs. "should've".
Since you brought hosers into this:
http://web.uvic.ca/wguide/Pages/UsAnyway.html
"Anyways" is a strictly colloquial expression, as ungrammatical in written English as "anyhows" because adverbs cannot be plural.
Perhaps, I'm wrong, "anyways not a word" entered in google only yields 268 million hits.
Google
google only yields 268 million hits.
Funny. Try running that through Proquest, OWL, or something else.
Three to five sources cited, double spaced, on no less than three pages.
You may not use wikipedia for any research.
Please include standard electronic coversheet with the file properly formated in MS Word.
Send assignment to:
dipstick@whitehouse.gov
Really? Cause when I enter
Really? Cause when I enter that phrase, I get *6* hits...
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Shawn King
Host/Executive Producer
Your Mac Life
http://www.yourmaclifeshow.com
If you're so determined!
May I suggest a listeners translation guide for when the show ultimately de-evolves into
a collection of slang, colloquialisms, valley-speak "So I'm like, but he's all y'know" and grunts.
While I was trying to convey hyperbole about google, try doing the same search sans quotes, as
in
anyways not a word
A grammatically correct search, with quotes "anyways is not a word" yields 14,200 hits.
Perhaps you should consult a final arbitrator and not leave this to the collective "popular" opinion of user submissions, how about asking some of your guests, who, for example, submit work to the New York Times, as to who or what is the final arbitrator of their linguistic disputes.
Finally, "anyways" does not exist in the "askoxford.com" online search of the oxford dictionaries.
If you're so determined to be illiterate, I shall get out of the way!
Wow - someone is taking the
Wow - someone is taking the use of *one* word *way* too seriously.
There is no "final arbitrator", there is no "popular" opinion of user submissions", there is no "determined to be illiterate". I used *one* word incorrectly. It wasn't the first time nor will it be the last time. My apologies for past transgressions and for future ones.
Can we move on now?
--
Shawn King
Host/Executive Producer
Your Mac Life
http://www.yourmaclifeshow.com
Seriously!!
Yeah. Please! That train left the station.
What's next, the stuttering police?!
Double up on the xanax.
Seriously!! Who gives a schlitzz!!
Shawn
My first comment was about the use of a word. My successive replies were directed not at you, but at the hostility, sarcasm, and condescension, enshrouded in ignorance, exhibited by a poster by the name of "schlitzz". The last post "Seriously!!" a perfect example.
To which I reply:
"Seriously!! Who gives a schlitzz!!"
Seriously!!
Sheer applesauce.