Why We Wait in Line for iPhone 3G and You are Inferior

From PeopleJam
While waiting in line this weekend at the Apple store in Santa Monica, I was shocked by the questions posed by passers-by to the line-elites. These people were most likely foreigners or red state hillbillies on summer vacation. The degree of ignorance displayed was disturbing.

It was as if we'd crash landed on a Planet of the Apes, where only I and my fellow line-warriors had any conception of modern technology, civilization, and the messianic glory of Father Jobs and the Apple Trinity.

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