Sly Brags Then Falls Behind
On last weeks show, Sly bragged about being tied with me and 2 other fine sporting gentlemen in the NFL pool. For celebrating at the table while the game is still on the gambling gods have put her into a woman's natural place in football picking and that is BEHIND.
If she brags again, the other gods have authorized me to stop using the random pick button to make my picks. Then she will know what dust tastes like.
WE HAVE SPOKEN
GoCocks and other gods
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Shawn King
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Nice SLY Woman
Sly, I publicly apologize for my prior comments. Dumb me, I should have realized a gentle,polite caring foreign woman like yourself couldn't take the heat of trash talk.
I'm Sorry, please forgive me for past sins. I thought I would point out that players don't brag while the game is still being played. It hurts some others.
GOCOCKS
PS I'm just picking 'cause you gave me a target and I had to take the shot.
Sly Forgives err Forgets GoCocks' Apology
Besides feeling 94 years old this year and after having 8 ex-wives I probably know more things about women than football having only played football for 6 years while I was repeating the first grade.
One thing I know about women is Sly’s silence about my apology- it is not her forgiveness of my sins that I begged for and still need for closure.
Again, believe me I’m sorry Sly. You also need to let go and forgive so you can be at your best. I think it may have cost you this past week. It didn't seem you were at your peak, were you?.
Me, I’m so vexed over my prior reckless remarks that I had to have my hall nurse pick last weeks’ games for me. I couldn’t even click the random button myself. However, it was quite fun having her chase the mouse around my bed and when she chased it under the sheets there was a winning touchdown scored !
Now enough about me, how can I make up it to you?
I ‘m really alimony poor as six of the exs just won’t die but I might be able to borrow a ten spot from my new girlfriend to send you, or I could spare a cigar that I have put away to smoke when the Iraq War ends ( I really don’t think I’ll live that long anyway), or lastly, I have collected over time a lot of pots and pans that you could use in your kitchen. You know that room on the side of the trailer where women spend all their time fixing food (usually Texas Chili) to serve at football parties of guys drinking beer and perfecting the manly art and science of sport handicapping. Speaking of kitchens, did your vaporware cookbook happen to have a recipe for a good wing sauce? If It did, was it good for the whole meal or did it just melt back to the pack at dessert time?
May the Best Person Win
Best of luck to everyone.
GoCocks